Hentai Hero 20

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Hentai Hero 20

After the bath, we headed back to the guild. Even though we were exhausted, I’d rather give the report today and end the swarm extermination quest completely. I want to forget it, not tell the details on the next day.

Since I was already writing the report of this quest, I went ahead and wrote the full report of the purification request too.

“Why are you writing that? Didn’t the guild girl write one when you got the reward?” the Hero asked.

I smiled. It was the first time he was showing interest in the “bureaucratic” part of the work.

“That report is the general one. When someone from the guild wants to check, they read that. If they find any inconsistency or want more details, they go to this report, made by the adventurers, which is more complete.”

“Sounds bothersome.”

“It is. But it’s necessary to determine if someone or a group can accept better quests. In the past, there were a lot of crooks who did nothing while their companions did all the work but still got promoted because they had a good record.”

The Hero hummed and then sat on the chair next to me. “Let me help.”

“Sure!” I beamed.

Though he couldn’t write in our language, with his help, it ended much faster than if I did it alone. I suspect it was because my mind refused to remember the disgusting details of the rat king. My mind preferred to focus on what happened later that night and the following morning.

I was still smiling by the time I handed the reports to the guild girl. She noticed the reason of my joy at once, by the way. However, I stopped smiling the moment I turned to the door. Someone had just entered.

It was another Hero, along with a priest I knew. He joined the church the same time as me; we both had lost our parents and had nowhere else to go.

I couldn’t call him a friend. He’s a jerk. He had more talent with magic and didn’t miss a chance to brag about it. And also made fun of those who couldn’t cast spells he learned with ease.

Argh, please, I don’t wanna deal with him. Actually, what’s he doing here? From what I heard, his Hero was one of the strongest and was already venturing the frontier towns, where the real fight against the demon king’s forces happened.

Ah, by the saint’s buttocks, he saw me!

With his usual annoying, confident smile, he walked towards me as if he was the most important person in the guild shared area.

“Yo, cute priest. It’s been a while,” he said in the most pompous way possible, his smile flashy and irritating.

“H-hey, high priest…” Unlike him, I couldn’t bring myself to smile. Not even a meager one. I never liked him.

“How’ve you been? I haven’t heard about you and your Hero,” he glanced at my Hero, who was glancing over the quest board.

“We’ve been doing our best.”

“Good, that’s good. I wished you worked a little bit harder. There are few Heroes fighting with us at the frontier.”

“W-we’ll go as soon as we’re strong enough.” I just have no idea when that is. “Speaking of which, why are you here?”

“The Grand priest summoned us. She finally mastered a blessing to enhance a blade against evil and she’ll cast it on my Hero’s sword.”

“She mastered the Sword of Evil’s bane spell?” I had no idea! Before I had the dream about the spell of summoning the Hero, that spell was one of our hopes against the demon king and his army.

“Yes. But it’s exhausting to cast, so I’ve heard. Because of that, she’s been selecting the Heroes who she’d cast. Naturally, my Hero was one of the chosen ones.”

“I’ve heard of her. She sounds amazing.”

“She is! Not only is she strong, she’s also smart. And knows her way in the bed, if you know what I mean.”

I didn’t blush. I merely looked at him with a blank face. That wasn’t surprising. If I made love with my Hero, who’s a man like me, I’m certain others did the same.

“Good for you.”

“Too bad you got a guy. Or maybe not. I remember there was always a dude or two who didn’t mind sleeping with you.”

I had no idea what to say. Luckily, when his Hero came towards him with a frown, I was spared of that.

 “What are you doing, you idiot!” she said. “You’re supposed to get the reward we didn’t claim before so we could get a good room, not chatting with this girl!”

“S-sorry!” he shouted, bowing. Then raced to join the line to the guild girl.

She clicked her tongue, but when she turned to the priest, her face softened. “Sorry for yelling to your friend. But he’s been getting on my nerves lately.”

“No problem,” I said, beaming. “What has he done to upset you? I’m a guy, by the way.”

“You are?” the Hero looked at the priest from head to toe. Then she chuckled. “I’m sorry. Is just that you look so cute.”

“Thanks, I guess,” I smiled. I was getting used to it. And thanks to my Hero, I didn’t hate it like before.

“Anyway, that idiot there has been failing on his spells too much lately.”

“He has?” I couldn’t hide my surprise, turning to him, who was still in the line to talk to the guild girl.

“Yes. Taking too long to chant, missing the target, releasing too early,” the Hero sighed in frustration.

“B-but he was one of the most talented apprentices.”

“Yeah, but out there is different from inside the church. You know that.”

“Y-yeah. I mean, me and my Hero only have been taking small quest to get stronger little by little,” I said in a low voice, not meeting her eyes.

“Why are you embarrassed by that? Every Hero has their pace. I know time is against us, but better to improve than to go out there and die, or worse, get in the way.”

“Y-you’re right!”

“Get stronger day by day. When you two are ready, come see me at the frontier,” she said with a smile. Her face soured when the high priest came running to her with a sack of gold. “Let’s go. Bye,” she said to me, waving.

“G-good bye!” I waved back.

I couldn’t believe this. They made the most unlikely pair of Hero and priest. Maybe more than us.

But even so, she sounds nice. And thanks to her, I knew we’re on the right path.

I came back to my Hero feeling much better than I imagined after today’s quest.

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